Tiago:  Dear Jesus,  Please come to my party.  And bring God too.  Thank you. Oh and please bring my cake, too.  With 4 candles coz I'm 4 years old on my birthday.

Me: What's your super power?
Tiago: Swimming!
Me: Wow! What's MY super power?
Tiago:  Parent power!

Me: Tiago, are you listening to me?
Tiago: Yes.
Me: What did I say?
Tiago: You said, "Are you listening to me?". Then I said, "yes".

Me: Tiago can you please walk faster?
Tiago: Mom, please be patient, okay?