Me:  Maybe we should just give your toys to a little boy who will take care of them and not throw them around.
Tiago: Okay. (Sobs and Sighs)

a few minutes later...

Tiago:  (Sighs) I am sooo saaaad.  This is all my life.
Me: What's wrong with your life?
Tiago:  My life is not complete!
Me: Why?
Tiago: Because I have zero toys.

After I said no to watching TV before taking a nap...

This is all my life...sigh...this is all my life...sigh...this is all my life...

Me (in my stern voice):  Tiago, sit down and finish eating! 

Tiago (comes to me and pats my shoulders):  Calm down, Mom. Calm down, okay?