Prayer before bedtime.

Tiago refusing to let Myke give him a bath...

"It's not time to take a bath!  No, no, no, not yet! Oh my god!"

Me:  My tummy is owie.
Tiago:  Don't eat junk food, Mommy.

Tiago:  Mom, it's not time to sleep.  It's time to read a book.
Me: pretending to sleep
Tiago:  Mom, wake up!
Me: pretending to sleep
Tiago: Mom, look at me! You're making me upset!

Version 1
Me: (sniff) hmph, you're bantot!
Tiago:  I'm bango!

Version 2
Me: (sniff) hmph, you're bantot!
Tiago: Make it bango!

Tiago:  Mom, I'm hungry.
Me:  Okay, let's eat dinner already.
Tiago:  No-no-no!
Me: I thought you said you're hungry.
Tiago:  I'm hungry for biscuits.

Me: Who's Ernie's best friend?
Tiago: Bert!
Me: Who's Tiago's best friend?
Tiago:  Mommy and Daddy!

Me: Ernie and Bert are best friends.  How about you, who's your best friend?
Tiago:  Mommy!

Myke took Tiago to the potty to pee, Tiago dipped his foot into the potty.  

Myke:  Tiago, why did you put your foot in the potty?

Tiago:  It's amazing! 

I was away for an entire afternoon.  When I walked through our front door, Tiago was there and exclaimed:  "Mom! I'm so glad to see you!"

Tiago: A snowman! (seeing a picture from a book)
Me: Do you want to make a snowman?
Tiago: Yes! Let's buy snow!
Me: Where will we buy snow?
Tiago: The grocery!