Tiago: Mom, what's that? (pointing to the pimple on my forehead)
Me: A pimple!
Tiago:  I have a pimple too!
Me:  No you don't.  You're too young to have a pimple.  Only big boys and girls get pimples.
Tiago: I want to be a big boy with a pimple!

Me:  Tiago, time to take a bath.
Tiago:  Noooo! I don't like to take a bath!
Me: But you're so sweaty and sticky!
Tiago:  No!  I'm clean and shiny!

Me: Tiago, I need to stay in bed. I have a headache.
Tiago:  Oh, I have an idea!

He massages my head for about 3 seconds then kisses it.

Me: Thank you!
Tiago:  There! You're all better!