tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40100867600495879952024-03-13T16:55:13.239+08:00Kapitan Tiago Says...A chronicle our first born's darndest, silliest, funniest, sweetest things to say.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-44562861761899080352014-02-26T13:00:00.001+08:002014-02-26T13:00:40.909+08:00Tiago: When you lose all your baby teeth, the tooth fairy will give you lots of money and you'll be rich! <div>
Me: You'll be rich in money. But remember, there are many other things you can be rich in, right? </div>
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Tiago: Yeah! You can be rich in family and friends. </div>
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Me: Yes, that's right. Rich in love. Rich in knowledge. Etc. What do you want to be rich in?</div>
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Tiago: Coolness. Rich in coolness. </div>
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"Can you please teach me how to unlock the next level of Stickman Epic?" - Tiago said to Siri. </div>
AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-23949960515778091692013-04-11T15:39:00.001+08:002013-04-11T15:39:44.997+08:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Mom, what's fak you? </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: What's what?!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Fak. You!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Where'd you hear that?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: No, I read it.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Where? </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Here! (Showing me a magazine)</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Ah, that's FAQ.</span>AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-47019546268998118982013-02-28T22:31:00.001+08:002013-02-28T22:31:30.634+08:00While waiting for the train, I stand beside Tiago and he says, "Mom, you're blocking my good side!"AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-79291308658257658572013-02-28T19:32:00.001+08:002013-02-28T19:32:47.098+08:00Tiago to our helper: Can you please prepare my bed already?<br />
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Helper: Okay.<br />
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Tiago: Thank you, sidekick!AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-37753419154554154192013-02-27T22:53:00.000+08:002013-02-27T22:57:41.440+08:00Me: Tiago, you should give yourself a pat on the back for sleeping through the night and not going into our room. You're such a big boy already!<br />
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Tiago: <i>(after giving himself a pat on the back) </i>You should give yourself a pat on the back, too!<br />
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Me: For what?<br />
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Tiago: For taking care of me!AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-88729025701687614672012-12-21T10:29:00.001+08:002012-12-21T10:29:35.477+08:00Me: Bye, Tiago! I'll be back soon! I love you!<br />
Tiago: Bye, Mom! Love you, too!<br />
Me: Do you want me to buy anything for you?<br />
Tiago? A pair of sneakers.<br />
Me: Okay.<br />
Tiago: Make sure they're the right size for my feet, okay?<br />
Me: Okay.<br />
Tiago: And buy Adidas, okay?<br />
<br />AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-18592836396873725412012-12-21T10:27:00.001+08:002012-12-21T10:27:50.070+08:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Why are you crying?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Because I don't want to wear this shirt! </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: That's not something to cry about, you know. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Yes it is! </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Is the shirt hurting you?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Yes.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Where?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: My feelings!</span>AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-4695185572760195852012-10-08T17:44:00.001+08:002012-10-08T17:44:27.671+08:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Asul and Bughaw is Blue in Filipino.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Me: Asul is actually Spanish.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Tiago: Asul is not actually Spanish. AZUL is actually Spanish. Asul is Filipino.</span>AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-59894492301464909022012-10-04T22:13:00.002+08:002012-10-04T22:13:55.045+08:00Tiago: Mom! I saw HATCHED!<br />
Me: You did?!<br />
Tiago: Yes! We went there before!<br />
Me: Yes, we ate there. You were so grumpy the last time we ate there.<br />
Tiago: Yeah...sometimes I'm grumpy. Just like you. Right, Mom?AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-32565520816739047492012-10-04T22:11:00.003+08:002012-10-04T22:11:52.736+08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"I AM A VIKER!"AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-52473232465184417332012-09-27T20:41:00.003+08:002012-09-27T20:41:46.462+08:00Before going to school....<br />
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Tiago: Mom, I'll take care of you when I come back from school, okay?AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-85825459993529072242012-09-27T20:40:00.004+08:002012-09-27T20:40:34.808+08:00Me: Tiago, when you're putting your shoes on, make sure you put them on the right foot.<br />
Tiago: And the left, too!AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-74228331675347180112012-08-30T20:32:00.002+08:002012-08-30T20:32:52.722+08:00Tiago: Dear Jesus, Please come to my party. And bring God too. Thank you. Oh and please bring my cake, too. With 4 candles coz I'm 4 years old on my birthday.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-30938941878120388312012-08-30T20:31:00.002+08:002012-08-30T20:31:17.336+08:00Me: What's your super power?<br />
Tiago: Swimming!<br />
Me: Wow! What's MY super power?<br />
Tiago: Parent power!AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-11946351557953069322012-08-30T20:29:00.002+08:002012-08-30T20:29:49.694+08:00Me: Tiago, are you listening to me?<br />
Tiago: Yes.<br />
Me: What did I say?<br />
Tiago: You said, "Are you listening to me?". Then I said, "yes".<br />
<br />AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-70791065984514900832012-08-30T20:28:00.002+08:002012-08-30T20:28:40.725+08:00Me: Tiago can you please walk faster?<br />
Tiago: Mom, please be patient, okay?AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-66293160506963552412012-06-27T20:15:00.001+08:002012-06-27T20:15:31.735+08:00Tiago making friends at the park...her name is Trinity, she's 6.<br />
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Tiago: Where are you from?<br />
Trinity: New Mexico.<br />
Tiago: I'm from Asia.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-91015185339868091362012-06-27T16:24:00.003+08:002012-06-27T16:24:32.963+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Me: Tiago don't make me upset!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tiago: You still love me if you're upset, right?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Me: Yes.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tiago: Okay. Coz I still love you if you're grumpy.</span>AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-30227762818306946362012-06-27T16:23:00.004+08:002012-06-27T16:23:55.434+08:00Myke: Tiago, careful. Ma-ano ka dyan.<br />
Tiago: What's manok?AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-38008389505372131392012-06-27T16:23:00.000+08:002012-06-27T16:23:02.656+08:00Tiago: HEY! Give me that!<br />
Me: Excuse me, how do you say it nicely?<br />
Tiago: Can I please have it?<br />
Me: There! That's how you say it. Where did you get "HEY! Give me that!"?<br />
Tiago: From my mind.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-10084410665072350762012-06-27T16:21:00.001+08:002012-06-27T16:21:12.771+08:00Me: Tiago, It's time to sleep.<br />
Tiago: I am sleeping!<br />
Me: No, you're not. Your eyes are still open.<br />
Tiago: I'm just pretending to be awake.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-3338144502514702502012-06-27T16:19:00.000+08:002012-06-27T16:19:19.035+08:00Tiago: Mom, Daddy's a genius!<br />
Me: Really? Wow! How about me? Am I a genius too?<br />
Tiago: Nope. You're a person.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4010086760049587995.post-60805859083733174292012-02-23T22:07:00.000+08:002012-02-23T22:07:07.198+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tiago: Mom, what are you doing?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Me: Nothing.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tiago: Oh. Let's play nothing together!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Me: How do we play nothing?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tiago: Like this.</span><br />
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Me: What are you making?<br />
Tiago: Something.<br />
Me: Something?<br />
Tiago: Something you'll never guess. <br />
Me: Oh.<br />
Tiago: But it's gonna be awesome. I just know it.AnneMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04885470944254746003noreply@blogger.com0