Me: Tiago, would you like pancakes and bacon or just pancakes?
Tiago: With bacon.
Me: Okay, with bacon.
Tiago: No mom, it's bacon!
Me: Yeah, bacon.
Tiago: It's "bay-CUN" not "bay-CON"!

Tiago: (rubbing my nose) What's this mom?
Me: My nose!
Tiago: No, what's this?! (still rubbing my nose)
Me: Skin on my nose!
Tiago:  You should put lotion on it.

Tiago: Mom, let's make letters on the floor!
Me:  My back is owie already, Tiago.
Tiago:  Maybe a hug will make it better.