Tiago making friends at the park...her name is Trinity, she's 6.

Tiago: Where are you from?
Trinity: New Mexico.
Tiago: I'm from Asia.

Me: Tiago don't make me upset!
Tiago: You still love me if you're upset, right? 
Me: Yes. 
Tiago: Okay. Coz I still love you if you're grumpy.

Myke:  Tiago, careful. Ma-ano ka dyan.
Tiago:  What's manok?

Tiago:  HEY! Give me that!
Me: Excuse me, how do you say it nicely?
Tiago: Can I please have it?
Me: There! That's how you say it. Where did you get "HEY! Give me that!"?
Tiago: From my mind.

Me: Tiago, It's time to sleep.
Tiago: I am sleeping!
Me: No, you're not. Your eyes are still open.
Tiago: I'm just pretending to be awake.

Tiago: Mom, Daddy's a genius!
Me: Really? Wow! How about me? Am I a genius too?
Tiago: Nope. You're a person.