Rote counting past 20...

20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-twenty ten!

Saying "hello" in Japanese & Greek.

Tiago put a basket over his head and was pretending to be something. When he couldn't take the basket off he said, "Excuse me, basket!"

ME: Are you a baby boy or a big boy?

Tiago: Medium!

When his teacher at The Little Gym took out a bunch of hoola hoops, Tiago shouted "I love it!".

While walking along the corridor of the hospital, Tiago walks to a man seated, peacefully sleeping and he says "Wake up! Wake up!".

Re-enacting goodbye time in school...

Goodbye Teacher Kat! Goodbye classmates! See you all, TO-MORNING!

Quoting Special Agent OSO after he fell while playing:

Is all power plant (It's all part of the plan)! More or less.

Tiago is a boy.

Mommy is a girl.

Daddy is a Myke!

Tiago: I'm thinking (with matching pointer finger on this temple).

Me: What are you thinking?

Tiago: I think so.

Me: You think so?

Tiago: Yes!

Me: Okay, then what is it?

Tiago: A tower of squares!

Then he proceeded to building one.

Before bed time.

ME (whispering to Tiago): Tell Daddy to turn off the lights.
Tiago runs to Daddy.
Daddy: What will you tell me?
Tiago (whispering loudly): Turn on TV.
Daddy (containing his laughter): Are you sure?
Tiago: Oops, turn of lights.