While waiting for the train, I stand beside Tiago and he says, "Mom, you're blocking my good side!"

Tiago to our helper:  Can you please prepare my bed already?

Helper: Okay.

Tiago: Thank you, sidekick!

Me: Tiago, you should give yourself a pat on the back for sleeping through the night and not going into our room. You're such a big boy already!

Tiago: (after giving himself a pat on the back) You should give yourself a pat on the back, too!

Me: For what?

Tiago: For taking care of me!