While playing with his cooking set, Tiago puts a cup on a frying pan, then puts the pan on the stove.

Me: Why are you cooking the cup?

Tiago: To make cupcakes!

Tiago to me before going to bed: Goodnight, woman!

Tiago put a basket over his head and when he couldn't take it out he said, "Excuse me, basket!"

While singing 'Old McDonald', I let Tiago take the lead on what animal sounds we would do. He will say the animal, I'll do the sound...

dog - arf! arf!

pig - oink! oink!

cow - moo! moo!

horse - neigh! neigh!

chick - chirp! chirp!

We were doing so well until he shouted, "Giraffe!"

I was stumped.

Tiago and I started with nose to nose. Then he moved on to:

eye to eye

cheek to cheek

lips to lips

head to head

elbow to elbow

tummy to tummy

Then the other day he said:

tongue to tongue.

Ack!

Tiago: You're so cute!

Me: Who's cute?

Tiago: Tiago!

Me: Who says you're cute?

Tiago: Mommy!

Putting on his seat belts...

Me: Seatbelts, so we can be?

Tiago: SAVED.

Me: Tiago, call a waiter.

Tiago: Raises his hand and says "later!"

Channeling Buzz Lightyear.

Tiago: To finity and V-yond!